Hi my name is Carlos (my friends call me Car-love, cuz I love my whip and I love my Carvel ;) Whatevah.
Here’s my deal-
I’m 19, I just moved here from Georgia to pursue my dreams as a stylist/performance artist/avant garde hairstylist/hyphy producer.I need a place to stay, chillz, crash, whatev’s- somewhere cool, here’s what I’m looking for and some information about me:
I was born August, 11 1989 in Aspen Colorado.I didn’t really know my dad, but I heard about him from people that lived in the town.Rumor had it, my dad was a real bad ass, kind of like me.He got killed in a Chinese restaurant in Colorado Springs fighting some local Mexicans that were terrorists I think.My mom will always be a Thai Princess in my eyes, and for certain reasons, I need to keep her whereabouts secret.She has amazing julery.So if anyone who knows anyone who wants any amazing rare stones, just write me an email and make it as a side not.My mom and I moved around a lot, and we were living in the Ozarks for a long time, then we moved to Athens, Georgia.I just got out of the slam because I moved out of the area with my girlfriend who was a lot younger than me, but we were in love and her parents were assholes, so we thought we would move back to the Ozarks.I got arrested in Alabama for kicking in a cigarette vending machine during a rave at a lazer bowling alley, and my girls parents had put out the word with the police, so I got charged with kidnapping, stachatory rape, and vandalism, and stealing a bag of birdseed because my lady wanted to feed the birds.She likes to feed birds because she polio and she can’t move around that much and birds will come to her to eat seed out of her hands and she watches them doing that.Fast forward six months- I’m on a bus, and I get inspired- I’m moving to New York, and I’m going to get rich.Gotta chase that cheddah, son. Hola. RIP Aliaya.
I want a lot and seriously I am sure I can do it get…don’t hate. I know what this world is like, I am smart almost a genius, almost a thief simply a peot.
Anyhow, this is the deal. I am looking for an amazing spot. Somewhere I can set up all my recording equipment, hairstyle station, wardrobe station, and sleep cave. My idea was to find peoples with a giant loft space where I can set up tent, I actually room but if you have one all the better. I’M WILLING TO PAY 1,600$ FOR RENT.
I am smoker. So deal. But I don’t want to live smokers. I have athma and other things which are secrets and occasionally trip out on x or meth but not everyday so chill. However, if you are into this stuff or sell this stuff DO NOT REPLY…I DO NOT NEED ANY MORE EVIL THAN I CAN HANDLE.But I smoke by myself and almost always in the bathroom in the morning whilst I am donating to this great world god has givth. I also go to church everyday so if you place isn’t that huge but near a big church or catherdrall write me back also, cause that’s really good to. Also, if you don’t believe in god in the Christian way there is no way you will ever convince me to even stay on your couch. Sorry but this needs no explanation. I wouldn’t even stay 3 hours at your house. Anyhow.
I have a dog, and wanna get another. Her name is Aliaya she is a pitt bull, like dead Ailiaya who is not with us no more. RIP. love god.Anyhow, she is with my moms, but I want her to get mailed to me once I get to nyc.Also, I WOULD LIKE to let you know that PIT BULLS are NICE…SO chill!!!! Ok.
Sorry this is so long but I am on the bus right now and I just want to let you into my heart and mind and I know you will be excited to be with me when you meet me at your house. Also, do you live near a dunkin donuts or starbucks because like most new Yorkers I am addicted to COFFEE!!! Halo. OMg. This bus is crappy and a fat chick just farted and wanted me so bad but I am writing to you…hahahah.
Gold!
There are some areas I have heard about in New York that are pretty chill and dope.I hit mad clubs on the weekends, so I want to be in a place where I can conveniently walk home drunk, and I want it to be close so friends don’t have to take taxis over after hours.Also, it would be chill if there was a rooftop and pool as well so shorties could hang (I promise to share- I always got too much game to play it all ;)I heard that Park avenue is the shit, so anywhere in there would be good.I know downtown is where poor Chinese people live, but if it’s a dope (Christian) crib, I would consider it.And I’m willing to stay in a house full of models or dancers, but you better be in shape because I hate fat bitches, or chicks who are all anerexic and nasty skinny.I love livin with ladies- I grew up with my mom, so duh.
Obviously, I have a lot to offer, so I am looking to pay about 300$ in cash, and the rest I can make up in trade by doing sick ass art, hairstyling, styling, dj’ing bachelorette parties ;) and school dances mostly Christian stuff PLEASE!!!
Anyhow, just a moment. I am looking out the window right now on the bus that is taking me to you and I just saw a crazy car crash, everyone must have died and gone to either heaven or hell and it makes me think about all this stuff and this world. It would be cool to live with some peeps that can participate deep conversations about stuff like this cause THIS WORLD IS CRAZY but WWJD!!!!
Hit me back.
Peace and love
Carlos.
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